Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone viral online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' here up to danger.
- MAGA!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a tank full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.